My Bad Ronald left some reading material for me last night.

From the chapbook One hunnbred ghosts and curses:

monster dictuanary

  • godzilla can take over a city who kills destroys and breagths fire and lanchs his claw.
  • blue meanie is a creature whos blue and takes over to make more blue
  • jaws is a creature of death who kills anything for beware his jaws can destroy steel.

to kill a werewolf

  • he must be killed by a silver bullet fired by some one who understanding.

From the comic book Shut Up! #1, with the burp people: